These are real...and they were said to me...anonymous and infamous...

"Why are you crying? Look just try acting like an adult for a second while I look through your notes"

"OK...putting aside your morbid thoughts for a second. I think that you are just distracting yourself from your REAL problems. I mean, what was it like growing up for you? Puberty is a very emotional time..."

"I'm sorry but this therapy session is not a philosophy debate. I don't have the answers to your questions"